I just got a new pair of gloves today, after waiting by the lost & found bin at my ice hockey rink. I guess whoever took my gloves decided to keep it for themselves (bastards!). Anyway, I thought the warning label inside of gloves was … well, obvious. See for yourself (click for bigger):
What? Ice hockey is not a safe sport?! There’s actually a chance that I might get hurt? Who would have thought! 